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    • Pegeen
      Reading streakScoutScribe
      8 months ago

      Wonderful to start my day with a laugh. This article describes my sisters to a T. Dog people are indeed their own breed. I love dogs but don’t want all the work, so I switched to being a cat person. So, yeah, I’m one of those people! What I find fascinating are Ferret people. Did you ever see one of those running around - like a horrifying Slinky!

    • temi8 months ago

      hilarious. i love this sort of articles

      The only quality I want in a sycophant >is someone who praises my writing.

      that made me chuckle aloud. does anyone know where i can find more writing like this?

    • DellwoodBarker
      Top reader this weekReading streakScoutScribe
      8 months ago

      😂 Misery as Comedy writing. I belly laughed several times. Who should we feel more for the writer or the pet? 😉

      OMG -

      deliver an almighty deposit out of his grotesque canine digestive system, a monstrous Mordor of a place filled with sulphur and God-knows-what toxins.

      And the KFC bones on the couch line.

      Hilarious indeed.

      • sjwoo
        8 months ago

        The Mordor reference killed me, too! :)

    • vunderkind
      8 months ago


      • Karenz
        8 months ago

        Another self-absorbed writer which I can say because I was one! I feel sorry for the wife, kids and dog—and the cat next door!!!

    • Plum8 months ago

      I can relate and it made me laugh. Love the English sense of humor!

    • jeff
      Top reader this weekScoutScribe
      8 months ago

      The only quality I want in a sycophant is someone who praises my writing.

      This made me laugh. Gotta respect the honesty!