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    • jeff2 years ago

      Hahaha loved this!

      You ever try to start something new at 17 minutes after the hour, son? You ever seen what that does to the human body? If you’d seen that, you wouldn’t be asking me that question. I’ve seen it.

    • KapteinB
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      2 years ago

      I love this style of comedy writing. It reminds me of a series of articles from the glory days of Cracked, which were all written as very unhelpful helpline conversations.

      Most of them are probably still in their archive, although they can be hard to find. Here's one.

    • kellyalysia2 years ago

      RELATABLE

    • DellwoodBarker2 years ago

      Existential Masterpiece 🆙 Godot’s Arrival 🎇 At Last 🍥

      Well, shit. I don’t know. Seems like the safest thing to do now is just wait until evening when we can reset the clock, try getting something done then.

      🫓🌯🥨🍳🥚🥓

      Dinner4Breakfast Club @ 5pm, Dream Team?!?

      😉🧚🏽🌈