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    • chrissetiana
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      4 years ago

      GREEN: Waffle House is open with full menu. YELLOW: Waffle House is open but with limited menu. RED: Waffle House is closed – apocalypse is now.

      🤣🤣🤣

    • jbuchana4 years ago

      Our Waffle House was torn down a couple years ago to build a mall. The mall failed, but we still have an IHOP. Under Yellow the IHOP was open, but condiments were on request only. Now under Orange, all our eat-in restaurants are closed. Without IHOP and Steak n Shake, I have nowhere to go at 3:00 am.

      • Pegeen
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        4 years ago

        What an interesting reply! You are up and hungry at 3am? And I also never understood what Steak and Shake was all about - it is literally the menu? Sounds like we need Coronary Bypass and Colonics!

        • jbuchana4 years ago

          :-) I'm not up too often at 3:00 anymore, but occasionally I do have insomnia. When I was younger (like 35 years ago) I'd be up way past midnight on weekends, cruising and street racing. Steak n Shake was the usual spot to park and watch the other cars go by. The owner/managers at Steak n Shake loved us, we bought a lot of food! Steak n Shake has burgers that are called "Steak Burgers" they're a lot more expensive than McDonald's, but they are a lot better. If you really want calories, they have a "Chili Mac Supreme" which is chili on spaghetti with onions and cheese. It's really big, really good, and shouldn't be on anyone's diet due to the huge number of calories. I forget how many calories, but when I looked it up once it was shocking. They have milkshakes as well, but I'm not really fond of them.

          • Pegeen
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            4 years ago

            Thanks for the reply! I love listening to where you are from, as it seems like a town of yesteryear. And I also love hearing about your own personal life, which sounds rich and meaningful when I piece all of it together. Thank you for sharing yourself so openly, it certainly makes the connection seem so much more authentic and alive. May you and your family stay safe and well!

            • jbuchana4 years ago

              Thanks, we wish you all well too!

    • jeff4 years ago

      The Waffle House Index is real.

      • Pegeen
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        4 years ago

        Couldn’t believe you found this - amazing!

    • Pegeen
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      4 years ago

      OMG, the Waffle House is doing a Herculean job of giving Americans heart disease, diabetes and obesity! Green: The Waffle House is open, grease is hot Yellow: The Waffle House is open, the condiment caddy is off the table Red: The Waffle House is open and Joey’s making hand sanitizer Sorry, couldn’t help myself!

      1. Update (3/31/2020):

        I should have said for red alert: The Waffle House is closed and Joey is making hand sanitizer.