Ahh I feel very seen by this! As a vegan foodie chef by trade I have never once denied or hidden my love for Olive Garden. Soup salad breadsticks for life. You can get it all vegan if you get the minestrone (or pasta fagioli? I forget which they call it) & the breadsticks dry without butter. It’s phenomenal. Also this line is so good
There is only one Olive Garden, but it has a thousand doors.
Ahh I feel very seen by this! As a vegan foodie chef by trade I have never once denied or hidden my love for Olive Garden. Soup salad breadsticks for life. You can get it all vegan if you get the minestrone (or pasta fagioli? I forget which they call it) & the breadsticks dry without butter. It’s phenomenal. Also this line is so good
Lol. Loved that line too. And the alfredo trash talk.
So rad that S.S.Bstix can be vegan! OG never ceases to amaze.
Actual LoLs, all the way through. I can’t stop smiling. Such a delight.
This felt like the literary equivalent of an extremely solid sitcom.
I agree Bill, really well written and fun! I think I was only in an Olive Garden once. But then upgraded to Palumbo’s and never looked back!
Can’t tell you what I’d do for a Palumbo’s salad bar right now.