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    Vice | Jelisa Castrodale | 3/4/20 | 2 min
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    • aleph8 months ago

      My mother in law loves succulents!

    • vunderkind8 months ago

      I literally have this exact same succulent at my office desk and I always marvel at how 'real' it looks (from the spikiness to its weird juiciness), so I completely understand.

    • kurpels8 months ago

      We’ve all been there.

      • bill
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        8 months ago

        Lolol. No. No we haven’t. But Lordy this cracked me up.

        "I had it up in my kitchen window. I had a watering plan for it, if someone else tried to water my succulent I would get so defensive because I just wanted to keep good care of it," she wrote. "Today I decided it was time to transplant, I found the cutest vase that suited it perfectly. I go to pull it from the original plastic container it was purchased with to learn this plant was FAKE [...] It's sitting on Styrofoam with sand glued to the top! I feel like these last two years have been a lie."

        • benG8 months ago

          A coworker who sits next to me decided she liked a small succulent that had been living on the roof of her building, so she decided to bring it down to her desk. She went to water it, and the water poured out through the similarly styrofoam base and all over her possessions. I guess you can’t trust anything these days.

          • bill
            Top reader of all timeScoutScribe
            8 months ago

            Dying. This needs to be a scene in my novel.

    • bill
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      8 months ago

      This article hints at a problem that I think is at least two hundred times greater than the Coronavirus, lol, and also I'm just generally LOLing like crazy at the library. Haunting and hilarious!!

    • Jim8 months ago

      I had to read this, it's too funny. Wonderful how she shared her story.

    • jbuchana8 months ago

      I love this story! I can't keep living plants at our house, the cats pull them up and drag the around, making a mess and killing the plants.