"An intellectually curious person is a heat-seeking missile programmed to seek out failures in existing epistemic paradigms. God help them if they find one before they get enough political sophistication to determine which targets are safe."

The Kolmogorov option: winking to yourself as you allow yourself be dragged into the orthodoxy party, knowing that tucked into your jacket is the brand of free-thinker booze that is exactly the kind not allowed in this place.