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  1. You must read the article before you can comment on it.
    • jamie5 years ago

      JEEEESH!

    • TripleG
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      5 years ago

      I’m glad I didn’t read any comments first. I would have missed being emotionally shocked and appalled for a couple minutes!

    • TripleG
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      5 years ago

      Praise God this is a joke! I kept interrupting my wife in the middle of the article with “what a disgrace”!! Might still happen the way companies buy up all the sports stadiums! Thank God for Yankee stadium!!

    • bill
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      5 years ago

      Gahhhh!!! I got got by an April Fools article!!

      Regardless, this is hilarious. I'm just embarrassed that I read it with jaw dropping to the floor instead of cracked smile. I'm usually good about staying on high alert on April 1.

      • erica5 years ago

        Haha I read your comment before reading the article! I think I would have known by the time I got to the ball-pit part, but I’ll never know! April Fools is a fun holiday :) Good to know the US still has a sense of humor.