Well written and witty. Sounds like the author has been through the gambit of wellness before.

I'm not holding my breathe

Great ender there.

Reads like it was a rubber stamp of Choudhury's business model.

Feels like the "mystique" of yoga makes these types of models easily accessible to psychopaths. They also seem to easily map onto "feel good/self help" religious groups such as Joel Olsteen. I'd be willing to bet those groups also have uncouth activities at the top of the pyramid. The money and power in these mind control groups is unfathomable.